Fortune Quotes - 01-03-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

No. 1. Quote:
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

No. 2. Quote:
You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

No. 3. Quote:
So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

No. 4. Quote:
You have no real enemies.

No. 5. Quote:
Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

No. 6. Quote:
You will be married within a year.

No. 7. Quote:
"I wonder", he said to himself, "what's in a book while it's closed. Oh, I
know it's full of letters printed on paper, but all the same, something must
be happening, because as soon as I open it, there's a whole story with people
I don't know yet and all kinds of adventures and battles."
-- Bastian B. Bux

No. 8. Quote:
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.

No. 9. Quote:
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
-- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess

No. 10. Quote:
You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.

No. 11. Quote:
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.

No. 12. Quote:
Things past redress and now with me past care.
-- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

No. 13. Quote:
Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
-- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"

No. 14. Quote:
For a light heart lives long.
-- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

No. 15. Quote:
A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens

A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
-- by Fyodor Dostoevski

A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
-- by Homer

After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.

No. 16. Quote:
You will inherit millions of dollars.

No. 17. Quote:
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

No. 18. Quote:
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

No. 19. Quote:
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84

No. 20. Quote:
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.

No. 21. Quote:
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

No. 22. Quote:
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

No. 23. Quote:
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

No. 24. Quote:
You have been selected for a secret mission.