Fortune Quotes - 22-01-2016_120001

No. 0. Quote:
Avoid reality at all costs.

No. 1. Quote:
You will inherit millions of dollars.

No. 2. Quote:
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

No. 3. Quote:
You are standing on my toes.

No. 4. Quote:
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.

Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.

Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.

No. 5. Quote:
A is for Apple.
-- Hester Pryne

No. 6. Quote:
Long life is in store for you.

No. 7. Quote:
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"

No. 8. Quote:
Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.

No. 9. Quote:
Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

No. 10. Quote:
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

No. 11. Quote:
For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

No. 12. Quote:
Let me take you a button-hole lower.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

No. 13. Quote:
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

No. 14. Quote:
Slow day. Practice crawling.

No. 15. Quote:
So you're back... about time...

No. 16. Quote:
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

No. 17. Quote:
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live
in eucalyptus trees.

No. 18. Quote:
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.

No. 19. Quote:
Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.

No. 20. Quote:
You look tired.

No. 21. Quote:
Keep it short for pithy sake.

No. 22. Quote:
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.

No. 23. Quote:
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

No. 24. Quote:
You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.