Fortune Quotes - 01-06-2016_120003

No. 0. Quote:
You'll be sorry...

No. 1. Quote:
You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.

No. 2. Quote:
Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
soup in a plate?
A: 'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.

No. 3. Quote:
I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

No. 4. Quote:
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.

No. 5. Quote:
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

No. 6. Quote:
A vivid and creative mind characterizes you.

No. 7. Quote:
You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

No. 8. Quote:
"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
-- Mark Twain

No. 9. Quote:
You will gain money by an immoral action.

No. 10. Quote:
You teach best what you most need to learn.

No. 11. Quote:
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb
itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a
maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

No. 12. Quote:
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.

No. 13. Quote:
You have no real enemies.

No. 14. Quote:
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.

No. 15. Quote:
You will step on the night soil of many countries.

No. 16. Quote:
Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.

No. 17. Quote:
Every cloud engenders not a storm.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

No. 18. Quote:
You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.

No. 19. Quote:
You fill a much-needed gap.

No. 20. Quote:
Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
-- Shakespeare

No. 21. Quote:
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

No. 22. Quote:
No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of
absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.
Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness
within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more.
Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and
doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone
of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.
-- Shirley Jackson, "The Haunting of Hill House"

No. 23. Quote:
No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.
-- Mark Twain

No. 24. Quote:
"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
-- Mark Twain