名人名言]]> https://steakovercooked.com zh-cn oh@steakovercooked.com 版权所有 Copyright 2006 ~ 2026, 牛排过熟 https://steakovercooked.com 5 People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.

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Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
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]]> Fri, 01 Jul 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You'll be sorry...

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You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.
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]]> Wed, 01 Jun 2016 00:00:06 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) English literature's performing flea.
-- Sean O'Casey on P. G. Wodehouse

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]]> Sun, 01 May 2016 00:00:06 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

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You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
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]]> Fri, 01 Apr 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

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]]> Mon, 28 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain

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]]> Sun, 27 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Blow it out your ear.

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You will be married within a year.
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]]> Sat, 26 Mar 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) While you recently had your problems on the run, they've regrouped and
are making another attack.

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]]> Fri, 25 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man
who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that
there were too many prehistoric toads in it.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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]]> Thu, 24 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
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]]> Wed, 23 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Patch griefs with proverbs.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

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]]> Tue, 22 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You will be given a post of trust and responsibility.

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Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
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]]> Mon, 21 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain

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]]> Sun, 20 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You work very hard. Don't try to think as well.

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Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
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]]> Sat, 19 Mar 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll fix it in software.

Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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]]> Fri, 18 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

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]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.

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]]> Wed, 16 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner.

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Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not
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]]> Tue, 15 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and then
turned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on a
bender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30 last
night, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a British
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]]> Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #19
A: To be or not to be.
Q: What is the square root of 4b^2?

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]]> Sun, 13 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through
the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
-- Captain Ahab, "Moby Dick"
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]]> Sat, 12 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achievement,
especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously
-- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being
in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching
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]]> Fri, 11 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

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]]> Thu, 10 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.

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]]> Wed, 09 Mar 2016 00:00:06 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the
bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems
almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the
oyster.
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]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all those
Californians trying to share the experience.

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]]> Mon, 07 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.

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]]> Sun, 06 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) "... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often
picturesque liar."
-- Mark Twain

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]]> Sat, 05 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba

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]]> Fri, 04 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

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]]> Thu, 03 Mar 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) ... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain

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]]> Wed, 02 Mar 2016 00:00:06 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) When you are about to die, a wombat is better than no company at all.
-- Roger Zelazny, "Doorways in the Sand"

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]]> Tue, 01 Mar 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.

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You have an unusual equipment for success. Be sure to use it properly.
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]]> Mon, 29 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Save energy: be apathetic.

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Slow day. Practice crawling.
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]]> Sun, 28 Feb 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You love your home and want it to be beautiful.

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You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
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]]> Sat, 27 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.

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]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You will engage in a profitable business activity.

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Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is
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]]> Thu, 25 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You will be successful in love.

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Like an expensive sports car, fine-tuned and well-built, Portia was sleek,
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]]> Wed, 24 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.

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]]> Tue, 23 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
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]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.

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Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
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]]> Sun, 21 Feb 2016 00:00:06 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.

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]]> Sat, 20 Feb 2016 00:00:07 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) This was the most unkindest cut of all.
-- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

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]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-- "Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

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]]> Thu, 18 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.

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]]> Wed, 17 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.

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A gift of a flower will soon be made to you.
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]]> Tue, 16 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot.
-- Mark Twain

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]]> Mon, 15 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.

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Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
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]]> Sun, 14 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
-- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"

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]]> Sat, 13 Feb 2016 00:00:02 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Give him an evasive answer.

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Tell the truth or trump--but get the trick.
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]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
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]]> Thu, 11 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future.

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Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
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]]> Wed, 10 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

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Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
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]]> Tue, 09 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

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You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.
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]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves
possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]

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]]> Sun, 07 Feb 2016 00:00:02 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain

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]]> Sat, 06 Feb 2016 00:00:02 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
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]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Someone is speaking well of you.

How unusual!

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]]> Thu, 04 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.

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I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on,
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]]> Wed, 03 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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]]> Tue, 02 Feb 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) "Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

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]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You now have Asian Flu.

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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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]]> Sun, 31 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Be careful! Is it classified?

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You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
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]]> Sat, 30 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

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]]> Fri, 29 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.

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]]> Thu, 28 Jan 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.

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Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
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]]> Wed, 27 Jan 2016 00:00:05 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted
armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
-- Ernest Hemingway

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]]> Tue, 26 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You like to form new friendships and make new acquaintances.

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The time is right to make new friends.
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]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long
as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks
into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is
a matter of discretion.
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]]> Sun, 24 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.

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You will engage in a profitable business activity.
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]]> Sat, 23 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Avoid reality at all costs.

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You will inherit millions of dollars.
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]]> Fri, 22 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"

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]]> Thu, 21 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?
A: So they can dress like pimps.

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]]> Wed, 20 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.

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Talkers are no good doers.
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]]> Tue, 19 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

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]]> Mon, 18 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Are you making all this up as you go along?

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The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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]]> Sun, 17 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You single-handedly fought your way into this hopeless mess.

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If you can read this, you're too close.
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]]> Sat, 16 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You are standing on my toes.

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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
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]]> Fri, 15 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"
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]]> Thu, 14 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.

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They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners
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]]> Wed, 13 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.

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Today is what happened to yesterday.
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]]> Tue, 12 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized
that like most books, it had too many words. The plot was the same one that
all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but
James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive
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]]> Mon, 11 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed.

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You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
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]]> Sun, 10 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

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You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
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]]> Sat, 09 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Tuesday After Lunch is the cosmic time of the week.

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You will probably marry after a very brief courtship.
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]]> Fri, 08 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)

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Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
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]]> Thu, 07 Jan 2016 00:00:03 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

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]]> Wed, 06 Jan 2016 00:00:02 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

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]]> Tue, 05 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare

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]]> Mon, 04 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

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You will soon forget this.
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]]> Sun, 03 Jan 2016 00:00:04 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Your love life will be happy and harmonious.

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Your lover will never wish to leave you.
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]]> Sat, 02 Jan 2016 14:54:49 +0000 oh@steakovercooked.com (steakovercooked) Save energy: be apathetic.

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Someone is speaking well of you.
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